Sins and Appropriate Punishments (according to me)
One of our stories in World Literature we are reading are discussings sins and punishment. For fun, our teacher told us in our discussion (this is an online class) to lists some things we feel should maybe be sins and the appropriate punishment. Here are some of my ideas. What are yours? [This is entirely meant for fun, not to offend anyone.]
Bringing the car home on empty. Punishment should be to fill car up with gas and have it cleaned as well.
The last person using car has radio on full blast and forgot to turn it off. Punishment is to ban the radio for their listening pleasure for a month.
People who use their neighbor’s yard for their dog’s to pee/poop. Punishment is to mow/landscape the yards their pets are taken to pee/poop on.
People who call you and all they will talk about is their problems. They all of a sudden need to go when you start to talk. Punishment is cutting out the tongue!
People who will not rake their yard, so those, who do, get their leaves after raking their yard all day. Punishment is the mandatory moving of the resident to a new owner who owns a rake!
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